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Ultra White, Gotanda: The Entire Price Board Is One Equation — ¥250 a Minute Plus a Flat Fee, and Every Figure on It Is Missing the Tax Field Diary
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Ultra White, Gotanda: The Entire Price Board Is One Equation — ¥250 a Minute Plus a Flat Fee, and Every Figure on It Is Missing the Tax

A Gotanda outcall deriheru whose eight-rung price board turns out to be a single straight line — ¥250 per minute plus a ¥500 constant that steps to ¥1,000 at the three-hour mark, which is exactly why 180 minutes costs precisely two 90s. Every number is printed tax-exclusive, the ¥13,000 entry rung really costs ¥17,600 on a first visit, and the option pack loses money on 10 of its 84 possible combinations.

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Shanze Rize, Ueno: The Coupon That Discounts Nothing, and the One Course Where the Clock Charges Double Field Diary
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Shanze Rize, Ueno: The Coupon That Discounts Nothing, and the One Course Where the Clock Charges Double

A store-type cosplay health shop five minutes from Okachimachi with a clean three-tier clock-based price board — except on one rung, where the surcharge silently doubles. Plus the new-customer coupon whose advertised 11% discount is worth exactly zero yen at every hour of the day, and what the flat ¥3,000 foreign-customer fee does to the shape of the menu.

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