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Horinouchi Soapland: Glamour Girls

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku scene, breaks down the glamour girls at Horinouchi soaplands from firsthand experience.

Horinouchi Soapland: Glamour Girls

Today's topic: glamour girls at Horinouchi soaplands (soapland is a bath-based full-service format).

I've got more than 20 years in this world, and I'll mix my own firsthand experience with what I've dug up in research.

The basics

Let me lay out what you actually need to know going in.

Elon
ElonI'm not trying to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've been through the "signature" soaplands in each region. My takeaway: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. Even budget joints can deliver godlike service.

Watch this business long enough and you'll see the same topic get judged completely differently from the customer's side versus the girl's side.

What I can tell you from experience

I'll speak from what I've actually lived through.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for this stuff. Not a brag, not a regret — just stating it as fact.

I believe experience beats theory. Especially in this business, it's a world where reps matter more than knowledge.

My bottom line

Elon
ElonAfter getting circumcision surgery and a pearl implant, I now carry a real sense of being "ready." My range in the room widened, sure, but the bigger difference is the mental ease. To anyone agonizing over whether to get work done: I can say "no regrets."

The place I keep coming back to in the end is First Class Ruby. The reason it shows up over and over on this site is simple: it's the shop I actually repeat at. Take it for what it's worth.