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7 Ways You Should Never Work a Fuzoku Girl Over! Cautions and Tips That Earn You Points

Seven things you should never do when going at a fuzoku girl, plus cautions and the tips that actually please her, broken down by Elon from 20-plus years in the world.

7 Ways You Should Never Work a Fuzoku Girl Over! Cautions and Tips That Earn You Points

Today I'm writing on the theme "7 Ways You Should Never Work a Fuzoku Girl Over! Cautions and Tips That Earn You Points."

I'll explain it by mixing in my own real experience from 20-plus years in fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) with what I've picked up researching.

The basics

Let me lay out the fundamentals you should know about this area.

Elon
ElonAfter the circumcision and the pearl implant, I've got this confidence now that I'm "fully prepped." My range in the room got wider, sure, but the bigger difference is the mental ease — a whole other level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: I can say "no regrets, do it."

Watch this industry long enough and you'll see that on the same topic, the "customer's view" and the "girl's view" can rate things completely differently.

What I can say from real experience

I'm talking from what I've been through myself.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When basically your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for the real thing. That's not a brag and it's not regret — I'm just putting it down as fact.

I believe real experience beats theory. This industry especially is one where "mileage" talks louder than "knowledge."

Wrap-up and my conclusion

Elon
ElonI once got to hear what the girls really think, straight from a friend who used to work as a cast member. "The customer who looks like he's genuinely enjoying himself is the most appreciated." "Haggling over price is the worst." Obvious stuff, but it lands harder once it's spelled out.

In the end, the place I keep going back to is First Class Ruby. The reason it keeps showing up on this site is simple: it's the shop I actually repeat at. Take it as a reference.