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Club Ten, Ikebukuro — The Shop Charges You More for Asking for the Same Woman Twice, and Its Cheapest Course Is Reserved for a Tag Nobody on the Roster Has Field Diary
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Club Ten, Ikebukuro — The Shop Charges You More for Asking for the Same Woman Twice, and Its Cheapest Course Is Reserved for a Tag Nobody on the Roster Has

A self-described luxury delivery health in Ikebukuro East runs two price boards, and the second one — for customers who liked it enough to come back — is exactly ¥5,000 higher at all three lengths. Its advertised ¥20,000 entry course appears nowhere on the price list, is restricted to a cast tag that zero of the twelve listed women carry, and has been an opening-commemoration campaign for 531 days. Nothing this shop sells costs less than ¥333.33 a minute.

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TOKYO VIP, Ginza — ¥78,000 Buys Three Hours, or Two Women, or Dinner First, and All Three Cost Exactly ¥433.33 a Minute Field Diary
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TOKYO VIP, Ginza — ¥78,000 Buys Three Hours, or Two Women, or Dinner First, and All Three Cost Exactly ¥433.33 a Minute

A Ginza delivery health filed in the luxury tier sells four product categories at one price: ¥433.33 a minute, flat, from ninety minutes to five hours, whether you are in a hotel room or at dinner or paying for two people. Only two things break the line — booking the sixty-minute course, and deciding late — and both land on exactly double Tokyo's standard minute. Meanwhile the 15%-off coupon resolves to ¥33,000, which is the number already printed on the shop's own price board.

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Shirogane Platinum, Gotanda — The New-Customer Coupon Is Worth ¥6,000, and in Nine Wards the Mandatory Fees Are Also Exactly ¥6,000 Field Diary
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Shirogane Platinum, Gotanda — The New-Customer Coupon Is Worth ¥6,000, and in Nine Wards the Mandatory Fees Are Also Exactly ¥6,000

A Gotanda delivery health calls itself a luxury shop at a low price, then prices its entry course at ¥350 a minute. The new-customer coupon knocks a flat ¥6,000 off — and the mandatory designation and transport fees in nine of Tokyo's twenty-three wards come to exactly ¥6,000, so the discount nets to zero against the sticker price. In the shop's own home zone the arithmetic does something stranger: every coupon course from ninety minutes up lands on exactly ¥300.00 per minute, forever.

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Okusama Tokkyu, Tachikawa — The Summer Campaign Board Beats the Official Price List by Twenty Minutes, to the Yen Field Diary
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Okusama Tokkyu, Tachikawa — The Summer Campaign Board Beats the Official Price List by Twenty Minutes, to the Yen

A Tachikawa delivery health runs two price boards at once — an official course list and a summer all-in campaign — and the campaign is not a discount so much as a different shop. On two of the four courses it charges the exact same yen as the list price one step down, and hands you twenty extra minutes, the designation fee and the transport fee for nothing. Meanwhile the longest course on the official board is beatable by a thousand yen using the shop's own extension price.

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Second Love, Otsuka — The 33% Coupon Is a Flat ¥4,000, and Every Course Still Lands on Exactly ¥200 a Minute Field Diary
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Second Love, Otsuka — The 33% Coupon Is a Flat ¥4,000, and Every Course Still Lands on Exactly ¥200 a Minute

An Otsuka delivery health prices its entire board at a flat 200 yen a minute — a third under the Tokyo standard — then charges 4,000 yen in fees to walk in the door, and offers a headline 33% coupon that is really a flat 4,000 yen off. Do the subtraction and the coupon turns out to be an exact refund of the fees, to the yen, on every single course.

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Kyosei! Nidonuki! Kairaku Okusama Shinbashi — One Shop, Three Price Lists, and the ¥8,000 Question of Which One You Get Told Field Diary
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Kyosei! Nidonuki! Kairaku Okusama Shinbashi — One Shop, Three Price Lists, and the ¥8,000 Question of Which One You Get Told

This Shinbashi delivery health shop lists 70 minutes at ¥18,000 on its system page, ¥10,000 on its coupon page, and a six-rung ladder on its event page that neither of the other two mentions — including a 120-minute course cheaper than the official 90. Which price you pay comes down to which of three phrases you say on the phone.

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Delivery Cute Uguisudani — The Board Says ¥18,000 for 90 Minutes. Seven Customers Wrote Down What They Actually Paid. Field Diary
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Delivery Cute Uguisudani — The Board Says ¥18,000 for 90 Minutes. Seven Customers Wrote Down What They Actually Paid.

Delivery Cute opened in Uguisudani seven weeks ago with a price board topping out at ¥18,000 for 90 minutes and a nomination ladder that stops at ¥5,000. Then thirteen customers filed reviews, and seven of them itemised their bills — four 90-minute visits at ¥24,000, ¥28,000, ¥28,000 and ¥30,000. Only two of the seven receipts reconcile with anything the shop publishes.

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club OASIS, Yoshiwara — The ¥21,000 Bath Fee That Appears in No Total, and One ¥3,300 Discount Sold as Both 23% and 9% Field Diary
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club OASIS, Yoshiwara — The ¥21,000 Bath Fee That Appears in No Total, and One ¥3,300 Discount Sold as Both 23% and 9%

A standard-class Yoshiwara soapland advertises a ¥21,000 bath fee it says is currently free — but its own coupon page prices the regular course at ¥38,500, the exact figure you pay today. The waiver is worth 20 minutes, not ¥21,000. And the same ¥3,300 discount is advertised as 23% off on one coupon and 9% off on another, because the two coupons disagree about how long the regular course is.

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