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Soapland, Nangin, and Breasts

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down soapland, nangin, and breasts from firsthand experience.

Soapland, Nangin, and Breasts

"Soapland, nangin, breasts" — some people hear those words and immediately get it, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out there walking the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly scattered. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonAfter circumcision surgery and a pearl implant, I now carry a real confidence that "I'm fully prepped." It widened my range in the room, sure, but the bigger difference is the mental ease. To anyone agonizing over the modifications, I can say: "Do it, no regrets."

What this actually means

In a word: "whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience."

Elon
ElonHaving surveyed nightlife scenes around the world, my conclusion is that "the richest nightlife is the kind rooted in local culture." In that sense I think Japan's fuzoku is the best in the world. That's not blind love — it's a verdict reached by comparison.

I'm putting down here the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara I was 25. Back then I hadn't gotten the pearls put in yet. These days, the reaction when I show up with the pearls is one of the little joys. The conversation with a girl who actually asks "What is this?" turns out to be surprisingly fun.

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