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Saitama Soapland Play

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Saitama soapland play based on firsthand experience.

Saitama Soapland Play

"Saitama soapland play" — say those words and some people light up while others draw a blank.

I'm 42 and still out there working the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world angle.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to have no clue where to even start looking.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for the real thing. That's not a brag and it's not regret — I'm just writing it down as fact.

What this actually means

In a word: knowing versus not knowing changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonAfter circumcision surgery and pearl implants, I now have the confidence of being "fully prepared." My range in the room widened, of course, but the psychological ease is on another level. To anyone agonizing over the modification: do it, no regrets.

I've packed in here the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife all over the world, my conclusion is that "nightlife rooted in local culture is the richest." In that sense I think Japan's fuzoku is the best in the world. That's not blind love — it's a verdict reached through comparison.

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