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Horinouchi Soaplands: My Handpicked Shortlist

Elon, with 20-plus years in the game, breaks down a handpicked shortlist of Horinouchi soaplands.

Horinouchi Soaplands: My Handpicked Shortlist

I'll cut to it: Horinouchi soaplands — my handpicked shortlist.

Let me walk you through it step by step.

My history and this topic

From my 20s into my 40s, I've never left this world. And this particular topic is one I've wrestled with over and over.

Elon
ElonMy first time at a Yoshiwara soapland was at 25 — back before I had the pearl in. Now, the girl's reaction when I walk in with it is one of the fun parts. The "what is this?" conversation that follows is surprisingly enjoyable.

Points you should know

  • Nail the basics first — advanced stuff only stands on top of fundamentals
  • Stacked experience is the best teacher — reading alone won't get it into your bones
  • Find a shop you can trust — to cut down on the time you waste agonizing
Elon
ElonI don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature soaplands" in each region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. There are bargain shops with downright divine service.

The option I'm pushing right now

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for the stuff. Not a brag, not a regret — just a fact I'm putting on the record.

Bottom line: I recommend a visit to First Class Ruby. The service quality, the ease of booking, and the overall consistency all hold up.