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First Soapland

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down your first soapland visit based on firsthand experience.

First Soapland

"First soapland" — some people hear that and immediately get it, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out there in the field, so I'll lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend not to even know where to start looking.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. That's not a brag and it's not regret — just stating it as fact.

What it actually comes down to

In one line: whether you know or don't know changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonAfter the circumcision and the pearl implants, I've got a real confidence now that I'm "fully prepared." My range in play widened, sure, but the psychological ease is on another level. To anyone agonizing over the modifications: "Do it, no regrets."

What's written here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife around the world, my conclusion is that "the nightlife rooted in the local culture is the richest." In that sense I think Japan's fuzoku is the highest level on the planet. Not blind love — a verdict built on comparison.

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