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Soaplands, Nishikawaguchi, Big Busts

Elon, with 20-plus years in the game, breaks down Nishikawaguchi soaplands and big busts from real-world experience.

Soaplands, Nishikawaguchi, Big Busts

"Soaplands, Nishikawaguchi, big busts" — say that phrase out loud and some people light up while others draw a blank.

I'm 42 and still out there working these rooms, so I'm going to lay it out from a real-world angle. (Fuzoku is Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business; a soapland is the bath-and-service format.)

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners in particular often don't even know where to start looking.

Elon
ElonI'm not trying to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature" spot in just about every region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. Even a bargain joint can deliver godlike hospitality.

What it actually comes down to

In a word: knowing versus not knowing changes the quality of the whole experience.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. That's not a brag and it's not a regret — I'm just putting it on the record as fact.

What I've written here is the essence of 20 years of accumulated knowledge.

Final word

Elon
ElonAfter the circumcision and the pearl implants, I've got a real confidence now that I'm "fully equipped." My range in play widened, sure, but the psychological breathing room is on another level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: "Do it, no regrets."

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