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Soapland Horinouchi

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down soaplands in Horinouchi from firsthand experience.

Soapland Horinouchi

"Soapland Horinouchi" — say those words out loud and some people nod knowingly while others just blink. I'm one of the ones who gets it.

I'm 42 and still out there walking the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world angle.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially end up not even knowing where to start digging.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara I was 25 — back when I didn't have the pearl yet. These days, the reaction when I go in with the pearl is one of the little joys. The conversations with a girl who asks "what is this?" turn out to be surprisingly fun.

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonI don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "famous" ones in each region. My conclusion: "service quality and cleanliness aren't proportional." Even a bargain joint can have godlike service.

The essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years is written right here.

In closing

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for the place. That's not a brag and it's not regret — I'm just stating it as fact.

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