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Omiya Soapland for Beginners

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Omiya soapland for beginners from firsthand experience.

Omiya Soapland for Beginners

Let me cut to it: Omiya soapland for beginners — soapland being Japan's bath-based full-service format.

I'll walk you through it step by step.

My experience and this theme

From my twenties into my forties, I've walked this world the whole way. Along the way, today's topic is a problem I've faced again and again.

Elon
ElonWhenever I tell the story of my first time, people always make a face — "Wait, at a fuzoku shop?" But the way I see it, I just "left it to a pro." The great thing about fuzoku is that you can enjoy it purely, without dragging in some weird sense of shame.

Points worth knowing

  • Nailing the basics comes first — advanced stuff only stands on top of the fundamentals
  • Stacking up experience is the best teacher — you don't learn it just by reading
  • Find a shop you can trust — to cut down on the time you spend hesitating
Elon
ElonI first went to a soapland in Yoshiwara at 25 — back when I hadn't had the pearls put in yet. These days, the reaction when I go in with the pearls is one of the fun parts. The chats with a girl who asks, "What is that?" turn out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

The option I'm pushing right now

Elon
ElonI don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "famous" ones region by region. My conclusion: "service quality and cleanliness aren't proportional." Even a bargain shop can have downright divine service.

My bottom line: I recommend a visit to First Class Ruby. The service quality, the ease of booking, and the overall quality are consistently solid.