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Soapland in Nishikawaguchi: Getting Hired

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down getting hired at a Nishikawaguchi soapland from firsthand experience.

Soapland in Nishikawaguchi: Getting Hired

"Getting hired at a Nishikawaguchi soapland" — some people hear that and know exactly what it means, and some don't.

At 42, I'm still out there in the field of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

A surprising amount of fuzoku information out there is poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonHaving scouted nightlife scenes all over the world, my conclusion is that "the nightlife rooted in local culture is always the richest." On that measure, Japan's fuzoku is world-class, top tier. That's not blind love — it's a verdict reached by comparison.

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonMy first trip to a Yoshiwara soapland was at 25 — back when I still hadn't gotten the pearls put in. These days, the reaction when I go in with the pearls is one of the little thrills. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is that?" turns out to be surprisingly fun.

What I've written here is the distilled essence of 20 years of accumulated know-how.

In closing

Elon
ElonI have no ambition to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature" soaplands in just about every region. My takeaway: service quality and cleanliness don't track together. Even the dirt-cheap joints can deliver god-tier hospitality.

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