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Kawagoe, Soapland, Small Busts

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Kawagoe, soapland, and small busts from firsthand experience.

Kawagoe, Soapland, Small Busts

"Kawagoe, soapland, small busts" — some people hear that and instantly get it, others don't.

I'm 42 and still out walking this world in person, so I'll sum it up from a real-world angle.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku is, surprisingly, poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to land in a spot where they don't even know where to start looking.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara I was 25 — back before I'd had the pearls put in. These days, the reaction when I walk in with the pearls is one of my little pleasures. Chatting with a girl who asks "what's this?" turns out to be surprisingly fun.

What that means in concrete terms

In a word: whether you know or don't know changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonI'm not out to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature" soaplands in most regions. My takeaway: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. Even a bargain joint can have godlike hospitality.

What I've got written here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
ElonForty-two, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for this stuff. That's not a brag and it's not a regret — I'm just putting it down as fact.

If you've got questions on this topic, hit me in the comments or on social. And give First Class Ruby a look while you're at it.