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Soaplands, Saitama, Beauties

Elon, with 20-plus years in the game, breaks down Saitama soaplands and their beauties from real-world experience.

Soaplands, Saitama, Beauties

"Soaplands, Saitama, beauties" — say that phrase out loud and some people light up while others draw a blank.

I'm 42 and still out there working these rooms, so I'm going to lay it out from a real-world angle. (Fuzoku is Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business; a soapland is the bath-and-service format.)

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners in particular often don't even know where to start looking.

Elon
ElonAfter the circumcision and the pearl implants, I've got a real confidence now that I'm "fully equipped." My range in play widened, sure, but the psychological breathing room is on another level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: "Do it, no regrets."

What it actually comes down to

In a word: knowing versus not knowing changes the quality of the whole experience.

Elon
ElonHaving surveyed nightlife scenes all over the world, my conclusion is that a night culture rooted in the local culture is the richest. By that measure, Japan's fuzoku is world-class. That's not blind love — it's a verdict made on comparison.

What I've written here is the essence of 20 years of accumulated knowledge.

Final word

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a Yoshiwara soapland I was 25 — back before I'd had the pearls put in. These days, watching the reaction when I show up with them is half the fun. The conversation when a girl asks "Wait, what is that?" turns out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

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