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Masturbation, Saitama, and the Rotor

A look at masturbation, Saitama, and the rotor (vibrating toy), broken down by Elon, who has spent 20-plus years in the fuzoku world.

Masturbation, Saitama, and the Rotor

"Masturbation, Saitama, and the rotor" — some people hear that and know exactly what it means, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out there working the field in this world, so I'm going to lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonAfter phimosis surgery and a pearl implant, I've got the confidence now that I'm "fully prepared." My range in the room got wider, sure, but the psychological ease is on a whole other level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: I can say "do it, zero regrets."

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife scenes all over the world, my conclusion is that "the night culture rooted in local culture is the richest." In that sense, I genuinely think Japan's fuzoku is the best in the world. That's not blind love — it's a verdict based on comparison.

What you're reading here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop "an eye" for it. That's not a brag and not a regret — I'm just putting it down as a plain fact.

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