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5 Ways to Beat Premature Ejaculation and Enjoy a Soapland, Plus How to Fix It Through Fuzoku

Five ways to beat premature ejaculation and enjoy a soapland, plus how to improve it through fuzoku, explained by Elon, who's been working this world for over 20 years, from real experience.

5 Ways to Beat Premature Ejaculation and Enjoy a Soapland, Plus How to Fix It Through Fuzoku

"5 ways to beat premature ejaculation and enjoy a soapland, plus how to fix it through fuzoku" — some people hear that and know exactly what it means, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out on the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, ground-level point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to have no idea where to even start.

Elon
ElonI don't have any ambition to conquer every soapland (soapland — bath-based full-service format) in the country, but I've hit the famous "must-visit" places in most regions. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't track together. There are dirt-cheap places with downright divine service.

What this actually means

In one line: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara, I was 25. That was back before I'd had the pearl put in. These days the reaction when I go in with the pearl is one of the fun parts. The conversation with a girl who asks "what's this?" turns out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

I'm distilling 20 years of hard-won knowledge into what's written here.

Last word

Elon
ElonAfter scouting nightlife scenes all over the world, my conclusion is that the nightlife rooted in the local culture is always the richest. In that sense, I think Japan's fuzoku is world-class. That's not blind devotion — it's a judgment made by comparison.

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