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Working at a Soapland in Omiya

A look at working at a soapland in Omiya, broken down by Elon, who's been working this world for over 20 years, from firsthand experience.

Working at a Soapland in Omiya

"Working at a soapland in Omiya" — I figure some people hear that and know exactly what it means, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out walking the floor of this world, so I'll put it together from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

A surprising amount of fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) info is poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonI first went to a soapland in Yoshiwara at 25. That was back before I'd gotten the pearls put in. These days, the reactions when I go in with the pearls have become one of the fun parts. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is that?" can turn out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

What it concretely means

In a word: "whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience."

Elon
ElonI don't have any ambition to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of each region's "signature soaplands." My conclusion is that "service quality and cleanliness don't correlate." Even a bargain-rate place can have downright divine service.

What I'm writing here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

In closing

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When pretty much your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. I'm not bragging and I'm not regretful — I'm just putting it down as a plain fact.

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